He Who Hath No Uterus Shall STFU Ornament

Hey, ladies! Looking for a best friend gift, sister gift, aunt gift or anyone else who believes in women’s reproductive rights!? This unique ornament is perfect as a stocking stuffer or for yourself!

We know you've heard it before—but we're going to say it again: He who hath no uterus shall shut the fucketh up.

This ornament is guaranteed to help you remember that if you don't have one, you're not as qualified to speak on women's issues as someone who does. It's a quick and easy way to show off your feminism and let people know where you stand. And with this cute little ribbon hanging off of it? It's practically begging you to put it on display in your home or Christmas tree!

So grab yourself some hot cocoa and cozy up with this little guy while watching Christmas movies! Your uterus (and pro roe) will thank us later.

This ornament is handmade in our studio in Kalamazoo, Michigan and comes with a free gift box.